Breaking News WOLVERINE XXX: THE PARODY Brings Back The Yellow Suit!

WOLVERINE XXX: THE PARODY Brings Back The Yellow Suit! [SFW VIDEO]

Finally, we’re getting the Wolverine/Spider-Man/Sabretooth/Deadpool superhero movie that the comic-book fans have been demanding! Those comic-book fans better all be of legal age, though, since we’re talking about Wolverine XXX–which is the latest superhero porn parody from busy director Axel Braun. We have the new trailer, which is perfectly Safe for Work. Actually, it’s mostly Safe for Work because the clip seems less like a scene from the movie and more like the opening credits. That’s cool, though. It gives us a look at the costumes for the entire cast.

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For starters, we’re thrilled to see that Axel Braun has put Wolverine–as played by Tommy Gunn–back in the original outfit that the short superhero sported back in the ’70s. We’re also thrilled to see that everyone made a smart move when they put Hugh Jackman in black leather for the big-screen X-Men movies. That yellow outfit looks pretty damn ridiculous. You might remember that the first X-Men movie even included a joke about yellow spandex. That picture above explains why.

Yellow spandex is pretty acceptable for a porn film, though. So are higher standards for a porn parody, which is why we’re happy to see veteran stud Evan Stone being brought in to play Sabretooth. That’s some smart casting…

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¬†And there are women in the film, too! Aiden Ashley should be great in the movie, given her other fine performances in The Dark Knight XXX and Star Wars XXX. Andy San Dimas did fine work as Lady Sif in Thor: A XXX Parody (and has even made it to the mainstream with a role as a stripper in Ryan Gosling’s Drive). We’d rather not say which movie has our favorite Allie Haze performance. Just trust us that she’ll be memorable in her scenes as Rogue.

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You also get amazing Asian beauties with Asa Akira as a love interest and Maya Hills as the villainous Lady Deathstroke. (That’s Maya above–who isn’t really Asian, but most of her fans like to pretend otherwise.) We’re certainly excited by that cast–and also intrigued by the strangely lousy quality of the trailer. We’re not sure if Axel Braun rushed this footage before color correction, or if he’s going for a grindhouse kind of feel with grainy effects. This footage is plenty of fun either way, so enjoy this super footage. Did we mention it’s totally Safe for Work? Yeah, it is….


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