Breaking News Miley Cyrus & Twerking Dwarfs! Best Century Ever!

Miley Cyrus & Twerking Dwarfs! Best Century Ever!

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What’s more decadent than Miley Cyrus twerking with Robin Thicke at the MTV Video Music Awards? How about Miley Cyrus twerking with a hot dward blonde while backed by a dwarf band on German television? And we’ll even add a drum kit emblazoned with a pic of Miley herself sticking out her tongue. Yep, in the same pose that recently had Vogue editor Anna Wintour deciding that the magazine didn’t really need to put Miley on the cover of the December issue.

This amazingly (or predictably) overblown rendition of “We Can’t Stop” happened on the German game show¬†Schlagg Den Raab. Yes, it’s a game show, with host Stefan Raab taking on average people in challenges ranging from quizzes to ice hockey. There’s also a tradition of musical guests. Taylor Swift and Lana Del Rey showed up last year, with Lenny Kravitz and Avril Lavigne dropping by in 2011. Stefan’s kind of a big deal around there.

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And so Miley Cyrus knew that she had to throw together something epic to schlagg Mr. Raab. Or maybe the show’s producers came up with the idea. We can’t imagine Miley packing up her dwarf entourage–although she does seem the type to think, “Hey, Germans like decadence, and what could be more decadent than twerking sex dwarfs?”

Miley, of course, had to use her Twitter feed to tip her hand about using the diminutive band. She might believe in shocking people, but Miley doesn’t seem capable of surprising anyone. At this rate, people are going to barely notice when the upcoming Bangerz album is finally released. But she really did make an album, right? We’d hate for Miley to have forgotten that part.

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Anyway, here’s the video. Some metal band should immediately swipe that pic of Miley’s head on the drum kit for their own shows. We’ll also be really impressed if Miley takes that drum kit with her on tour. We aren’t expecting to see this band backing Miley again any time soon. We’re sure they’re all accomplished musicians, though. Check it out for yourself. And, yeah, we really did say that blonde dwarf is hot. Nothing wrong with that. Haven’t you guys ever seen Total Recall?


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